[I was working late at night to get a website I had been working on for a few months launched. After putting up all of the files I decided I would text message the client seeing as it was late at night.]
Text message to client: “Website is launched.”
Text message from client: “OK. Great. Now that the site is launched I wanted to let you know that these past few months have been terrible. You are a bit difficult to work with. And now that the site is finally up I want to let you know that I will not be paying your final invoice. Sorry.”
I FTPed back onto the server and deleted all of the files.
you get `em! geeeeesh that’s terrible ):